Ed's lies

"The Circle-O Roundup is the best outhouse read - ever!"  Snookie

"Poems?  I didn't know he could write."  brother Sam

"He still can't draw."  brother Tom

"Poems?  Ed?  Must take a lot of ammo."  ed's former huntin' buddy

"What?  He's not in prison??"  ed's high school principal

"Tall tales, huh?  Figures.  He was born lying."  ed's dad

"What a disappointment.  I'd hoped he was dead."  ed's former girlfriend

"Ed's a genius.  This is the most sophisticated literature since Shakespeare."  ed's mom